I'm Tyler and I'm an alcoholic.... oh sorry, wrong group.
When I poke you in the stomach do not take this as a gesture of kindness. No, I assure you I'm doing it simply in hopes of displacing an organ or two.
Are you jealous? It's okay, I would be too if I were in the presence of such greatness. I usually feel that way when I look in a mirror, but then I realize who I'm looking at. Don't feel bad, loser.